Not only is it for a good cause, but there’s something very cool about this Ebay auction

I wish I had the money.

I’m writing a novel, you know. I could name something after someone for money. Just, um, just give me a minute to think…

…right. There’s a diner in the novel. I can name it after you. Just pay me lots of money. I’ll even give some to charity.

What do you think? Your very own diner — in the Underworld, no less.

And, possibly, some rare form of immortality, should the book ever be published.

Plus, all the milkshakes you can drink.