So I’m sitting here working through some invoicing and listening to a podcast of the Penn Gillette radio show. Last week he had Dee Snyder on as a guest. As they’re talking about censorship and warning labels on records, I hear my cell phone ring and reach for it . . . only to find that it’s not ringing.

“You wanna get that?” Penn says and I realize that it’s not my phone, it’s Snyder’s phone.

I have the same ringtone as Twisted Sister.

And the ringtone in question?

As a matter of fact, it is Michael Oldfield’s Tubular Bells.