At work…

Bryan: “Your wife works at Victoria’s Secret?”

Rex: “Yup.”

Me: “You know, I just want to go on record that I can’t think of an appropriate Victoria’s Secret joke. But I’ll be working on it.”

Rex: “it’s no big deal. She’s worked there before.”

Me: “Oh, I know.”

Bryan: “My girlfriend used to work at Victoria’s Secret.”

Jack: “Mannequins don’t count.”

(Jack Baty, a licensed comic practitioner)