{"id":1032,"date":"2018-07-14T12:25:56","date_gmt":"2018-07-14T17:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2018-11-14T12:38:21","modified_gmt":"2018-11-14T17:38:21","slug":"not-a-bat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/not-a-bat\/","title":{"rendered":"not a&nbsp;bat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>She says she saw something in the back stairwell,\u201d my wife tells&nbsp;me.<\/p>\n<p>Our daughter is eight years old and not prone to flights of fancy or making things up. Also, we have been very careful to not let her overhear any of our conversations about what is going on here at&nbsp;home.<\/p>\n<p>When I talk to my daughter, this is what she tells&nbsp;me:<\/p>\n<p>She saw something hanging from the wall in the back hallway, up near the ceiling. A big dark mass, something solid. About the size of a cat. It reminded her of a bat, curled up and hanging there. It was alive, \u201ckind of like an animal.\u201d She ran to get her mom, thinking it might be a bat (we get them sometimes in the house, especially during the summer) but when they got back it was&nbsp;gone.<\/p>\n<p><em>If there was a bat that big in our house<\/em>, I tell my daughter, <em>we would know&nbsp;it.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>You did the right thing,\u201d I tell her. \u201cIf you ever see anything like that again, just come and get me or mom right away. We\u2019ll take care of&nbsp;it.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>She says she saw something in the back stairwell,\u201d my wife tells&nbsp;me. Our daughter is eight years old and not prone to flights of fancy or making things up. Also, we have been very careful to not let her overhear any of our conversations about what is going on here at&nbsp;home. When I talk&nbsp;to&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[609,887,154,279,608,100],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hallucinations","tag-back-stairs","tag-bat","tag-daughter","tag-shadow","tag-the-last-house","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1036,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions\/1036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}