{"id":1034,"date":"2018-10-14T20:34:09","date_gmt":"2018-10-15T01:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/?p=1034"},"modified":"2018-11-14T12:37:16","modified_gmt":"2018-11-14T17:37:16","slug":"not-a-cat-not-a-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/not-a-cat-not-a-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"not a cat, not a&nbsp;dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This evening as I was taking my daughter upstairs to bed, she froze outside her open bedroom door.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>What\u2019s wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Staring into her room, she said \u201cI just saw a cat or a dog or something on my bed. It looked up at me and then slid under the covers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I turned the lights on and we went in. Of course there was nothing there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This evening as I was taking my daughter upstairs to bed, she froze outside her open bedroom door. \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong?\u201d Staring into her room, she said \u201cI just saw a cat or a dog or something on my bed. It looked up at me and then slid under the covers.\u201d I turned the lights on&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[83,800,814,154,888,279,608],"class_list":["post-1034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hallucinations","tag-bedroom","tag-bedtime","tag-cat","tag-daughter","tag-dog","tag-shadow","tag-the-last-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1034"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1035,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions\/1035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}