{"id":131,"date":"1993-08-11T06:15:31","date_gmt":"1993-08-11T11:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/?p=131"},"modified":"2014-05-14T12:11:23","modified_gmt":"2014-05-14T17:11:23","slug":"wedding-errand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wedding-errand\/","title":{"rendered":"wedding errand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Walking through a parking lot towards a line of children. Accosted, my money taken. Finally convincing them to let me go \u2014 \u201cPlease, I\u2019m getting married today.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Amazingly \u2014 I\u2019m released.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But the ceremony has started and I\u2019m&nbsp;late.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Putting on a tuxedo in the great underground empire while searching for a washcloth.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Sent on some pissant while of an errand by my wife, my own wedding starts without me.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">* * *<\/p>\n<p>My chest is continually constricted and I have blood in my&nbsp;eyes.<\/p>\n<p>The gray dawn has returned and my nights are only&nbsp;pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Walking through a parking lot towards a line of children. Accosted, my money taken. Finally convincing them to let me go \u2014 \u201cPlease, I\u2019m getting married today.\u201d Amazingly \u2014 I\u2019m released. But the ceremony has started and I\u2019m&nbsp;late. Putting on a tuxedo in the great underground empire while searching for a washcloth. Sent on&nbsp;some&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[177,359,54,45,257,179,182,178,175,27,180,181,183,176,100],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams","tag-beggars","tag-blood","tag-children","tag-errands","tag-eyes","tag-late","tag-lost","tag-money","tag-parking-lots","tag-the-midlands","tag-tuxedo","tag-underground","tag-washcloth","tag-weddings","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":856,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions\/856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}