{"id":223,"date":"2013-01-28T07:55:51","date_gmt":"2013-01-28T12:55:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/?p=223"},"modified":"2013-01-28T19:59:03","modified_gmt":"2013-01-29T00:59:03","slug":"the-new-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/the-new-office\/","title":{"rendered":"the new office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>...and I\u2019m surprised to find out that not only are each of us getting our own office in the new building, but we\u2019ll have an attached bedroom as well. A few of my coworkers even have bunkbeds.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The gossip around the office is that this is to allow for a more Mad Men like atmosphere.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>Aren\u2019t we way too busy for a bunch of womanizing?\u201d I&nbsp;ask.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>No one answers. They\u2019re all too busy getting ready for the big new photo shoot with our latest client, Versace.<\/p>\n<p>The office is full of art directors, make up artists, and celebrities called in for the&nbsp;shoot.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I pass by an office where Christian Bale is getting his hair dyed a brilliant royal&nbsp;blue.<\/p>\n<p>I trade quips with George Clooney in the hall. He is wearing a two foot tall jet black fright wig and sports an impressive handlebar mustache \u2014 perfectly suited to go with his leather chaps and Village People bondage gear.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s going to be an interesting day, I think to myself.<\/p>\n<p>(For what it\u2019s worth, the tag line for the advertising agency where I work is \u201cExactly like nobody else.\u201d)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>...and I\u2019m surprised to find out that not only are each of us getting our own office in the new building, but we\u2019ll have an attached bedroom as well. A few of my coworkers even have bunkbeds. The gossip around the office is that this is to allow for a more Mad Men like atmosphere.&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[326,333,337,328,330,90,332,327,338,152,255,329,335,325,331,336,334,284],"class_list":["post-223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams","tag-advertising","tag-blue","tag-bondage","tag-bunkbeds","tag-busy","tag-celebrities","tag-christian-bale","tag-coworkers","tag-dye","tag-george-clooney","tag-hair","tag-mad-men","tag-mustache","tag-office","tag-photo-shoot","tag-village-people","tag-wigs","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":224,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions\/224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}