{"id":736,"date":"2013-07-06T08:54:11","date_gmt":"2013-07-06T13:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/?p=736"},"modified":"2013-07-11T11:07:39","modified_gmt":"2013-07-11T16:07:39","slug":"the-right-to-bear-arms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/the-right-to-bear-arms\/","title":{"rendered":"the right to bear&nbsp;arms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>...I\u2019m stunned to see the President of the United States at the door. He bustles in before I can get my head around his sudden appearance.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He is alone and clearly in peril. He slams the door and locks it behind him, thanking me for letting him in. It is strange to see him scared, completely alone. I wonder where his Secret Service protection has&nbsp;gone.<\/p>\n<p>He apologizes for the intrusion and removes his tattered coat. I notice he has a shoulder holster beneath.<\/p>\n<p>My mother comes into the front hallway and is clearly displeased to see him in her home. She informs us that his interruption is right in the middle of \u2018Dancing with the Stars\u2019 and that she  doesn\u2019t \u201cfeel comfortable with that man having a loaded gun in the&nbsp;house.\u201d&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Her glare is withering.<\/p>\n<p>I protest, saying it\u2019s our duty to give him shelter and protection. But it\u2019s clear that she\u2019s unimpressed, perhaps because she didn\u2019t vote for him. She returns to her program, leaving me to apologize to the President...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>...I\u2019m stunned to see the President of the United States at the door. He bustles in before I can get my head around his sudden appearance.&nbsp; He is alone and clearly in peril. He slams the door and locks it behind him, thanking me for letting him in. It is strange to see him scared,&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[595,596,400,514,62,597,598,594,82,93,591,363,592,593,103],"class_list":["post-736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams","tag-aplogy","tag-dancing-with-the-stars","tag-danger","tag-embarassment","tag-guns","tag-handgun","tag-holster","tag-interruption","tag-mother","tag-night","tag-obama","tag-politics","tag-president","tag-tattered-clothes","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=736"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":738,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/736\/revisions\/738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}