{"id":802,"date":"2013-09-28T19:21:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-29T00:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/?p=802"},"modified":"2013-09-28T19:21:00","modified_gmt":"2013-09-29T00:21:00","slug":"little-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/little-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"little girls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reported by my&nbsp;wife:<\/p>\n<p>A few days ago she and our daughter were in the back stairwell, getting ready to go for a walk. Once she got our daughter into her shoes, my wife sat down to put her own on. While she was doing this, our daughter went down the three steps to the back&nbsp;door.<\/p>\n<p>My wife could hear her down&nbsp;there.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>Who are you talking to,&nbsp;honey?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>I\u2019m talking to the little girl,\u201d came the&nbsp;reply.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>What little girl?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>The one right&nbsp;here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A sinking feeling in the pit of her stomach, my wife asked \u201cWhat does the little girl look&nbsp;like?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>She looks like a&nbsp;sheet.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reported by my&nbsp;wife: A few days ago she and our daughter were in the back stairwell, getting ready to go for a walk. Once she got our daughter into her shoes, my wife sat down to put her own on. While she was doing this, our daughter went down the three steps to the back&nbsp;door.&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[117,154,675,678,676,280,677,100],"class_list":["post-802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghosts","tag-afternoon","tag-daughter","tag-little-girl","tag-sheet","tag-shoes","tag-stairs","tag-talking","tag-wife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=802"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":803,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions\/803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}