{"id":931,"date":"2014-10-28T19:48:03","date_gmt":"2014-10-29T00:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/?p=931"},"modified":"2014-10-29T11:50:59","modified_gmt":"2014-10-29T16:50:59","slug":"in-the-bathtub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/in-the-bathtub\/","title":{"rendered":"in the bathtub"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/IMG_1036.jpg\" alt=\"Gus Was A Friendly Ghost\" width=\"293\" height=\"346\"><br>\n\u201cWhat\u2019s a haunted house?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My daughter is four years old and, a few days before Halloween, she\u2019s decided to start asking questions.<\/p>\n<p>I wring out the washcloth, buying time. We don\u2019t talk about these kinds of things around her. She has a couple of picture books, but\u2026<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>What honey?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>What\u2019s a haunted house?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>Well . . . that\u2019s a house where ghosts live.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>For a minute I think I might have dodged the real question.<\/p>\n<p>Nope...<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>And what\u2019s a&nbsp;ghost?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>Well...\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s not so easy to answer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"dquo\">\u201c<\/span>What\u2019s a haunted house?\u201d My daughter is four years old and, a few days before Halloween, she\u2019s decided to start asking questions. I wring out the washcloth, buying time. We don\u2019t talk about these kinds of things around her. She has a couple of picture books, but\u2026 \u201cWhat honey?\u201d \u201cWhat\u2019s a haunted house?\u201d \u201cWell . [\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[760,154,820],"class_list":["post-931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghosts","tag-bath","tag-daughter","tag-questions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=931"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":935,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions\/935"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tmcamp.com\/yesod\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}