Ratchet and Clank

Sam’s playing a videogame in which he plays a mutant/alien cat looking guy who battles evil robots. At one point in the game, a video screen pops up with a female mutant/alien cat girl talking on it…

“…is that his girlfriend?”

“No. She used to be evil and his arch enemy but then they joined forces and now she’s his boss and tells him what to do and where to go.”

“Actually, that sounds a lot like an old girlfriend I used to have.”

“Funny.”

My comedy is wasted on the younger generation.