Birthday Porn

To everyone who sent me kind wishes today, thank you.

Unfortunately most of it was flagged as spam and rendered unreadable by the filtering software on the servers. I can understand why e-cards might be suspect, but I think filtering out anything with more than one exclamation point in the subject line (as in “Happy Birthday!!!”) is a little extreme.

Oddly enough, the one e-card that made it through unscathed was courtesy of an adult BDSM site. The note from my older brother read “I searched long and hard for the right card. May you be filled with throbbing joy on your birthday…..”

The less said about the image on the card, the better.