Zombie Technology

I have just spent two hours trying to find a way to move files from my Newton 2000 (yeah, you heard me) to my OS X laptop.

No fucking dice.

I love the Newton and, for the longest time, it was my platform of choice. But if I can’t find a way to move these files — specifically a prologue for my adaptation of ‘The Odyssey’ and about three years worth of random notes — then I’m off to put out my shingle on eBay.

Two hours of crawling Google and Newtontalk posts . . . nothing.

Niente.

Bupkis.

I’m giving up for the night. Anybody out there know something, please please please let me know.