pest control

Here’s an e-mail i sent to my wife this morning, slowly starting to put together a plan to exorcise the entity that currently occupying our house…

What I know (or think I know) about the entity in our house…

• It is not human.
• It never was human.
• It is a conscious, aware entity.
• It is negative.
• It is drawn to insecurity, anxiety, and fear.
• It can induce insecurity, anxiety, and depression.
• It is not affected or intimidated by anger.
• It can vocalize. It can speak.
• It can make itself physically visible.
• It is small but likes to pretend to be larger than it is.
• It can imitate or impersonate different forms (male, female, animal, shadow).
• It’s actual form is small, hunched, twisted, emaciated, pale.
• It wears a mask.
• It’s real face is humanoid but damaged, skinned with exposed flesh, eye sockets, and teeth.
• It can make physical noise in the environment.
• It can have physical contact with people.
• It can have physical interaction with objects.
• It does not appear to be related to other phenomena or spirits in the house.
• It does not have any apparent connection or claim on our house or land.
• It does not have an apparent connection or claim to anyone currently living in the house.
• It appears to have full run of the house and is not limited or confined to particular rooms or areas.
• It does not want us to leave the house. It is not trying to drive us away.
• It goes inactive for periods of time.
• It increases activity when there are significant shifts in the weather or seasons.
• It is more active at night.
• It can manifest in or affect dreams, particularly during the hypnagogic stage.
• It manifests most often in the bedrooms, presumably because that’s when people are alone or vulnerable.
• It does not appear to target animals or pets.
• It tends to avoid attacks or activity when multiple people are present.
• It attacks individuals when they are alone.
• It attacks women more than men.

Now, a couple of assumptions of which I am fairly confident…

• It is not particularly strong.
• It avoids direct confrontation or interaction.
• It prefers indirect or surprise attacks.
• It is not old.
• It does not have a name.
• It feeds on negativity, sadness, mental instability, or suffering.
• It most likely is a manifestation generated by the grief, guilt, and suffering that occurred after Chris and Kelly’s [the previous owners] baby died.
• It did not cause the death of their baby.

(I suppose it is possible that it existed before Chris and Kelly, and it just attached itself and fed off of their misfortune. But I don’t think so.)

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We lead an interesting life.