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"Are we dead?" Jee asked him. "Are we ghosts?"

Her brother looked at the twisted, ruined hunk of metal that had once been their mother's car. "I don’t know," he said at last. "I don’t think so."

In T.M. Camp's Assam and Darjeeling, two children set off to rescue their dying mother lost in the underworld -- a nightmare place where mythology and reality collide.

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      Nightmares are commonplace in my profession. It’s only natural. If there is one lesson I have learned from my many years of service, it is this: Death leaves no one untouched.

When a village falls under the spell of a mysterious creature in Matters of Mortology, the local undertaker is called upon to defeat the monster . . . even if it means sacrificing his family and his faith.

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(Spent a few weeks with this now, probably time to put it out there…)

“Big Pop”

A plastic bowl of grapes.
The dusty, almost-black globes
          polished by our fingertips.
The tart snap of the skin between my teeth.
He teaches me to spit out the seeds,
          the stones bitter on the tip of my tongue.

Wrestling old Smoky to the ground,
          he bites the dog’s ears, both of them growling.

I watch, I laugh,
          wondering if he will get fleas.

The rigid line of his dentures,
          sticking them out at us when no one was looking.
Laughing, terrified by the sudden appearance
          of that slick pink plastic, the crown of his teeth.

The walking sticks, later the canes
          by the door.
The carved one, the snake’s head
          poised to strike.

Wrestling him to the shag carpet
          in my aunt’s apartment.
Two year old champ, I pin him down
          and I strike.

My mother flares with anger: “Don’t you hit my daddy.”

Photographs posed, the stiff movement of home movies.
Memories, stories told around the family, heirlooms.
Mythology now.

So little I can claim for my own.

His voice, surprisingly high.
Rusty, wavering and punctuated
          by strange, inarticulate sounds
          like a crow in flight.

Surprising myself with tears,
          introducing my wife to him.

She in black, long hair pulled back.

He under his stone, so long.

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In The Ghetto

(Note: This past week marked the birthdays of Ray Bradbury and H.P. Lovecraft. I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that they are perhaps two of the most influential American writers of the 20th Century. Perhaps that’s overstating it but, at the very least, readers and writers owe a great deal to them. Oddly enough, they’re also two of our most dismissed authors, easily relegated to the genre ghettos of our libraries and bookstores. This irritates me.)

(And so…)

In his introduction to The Dream Cycle of H.P. Lovecraft, Neil Gaiman writes this lovely description:

“If Literature is the world, then Fantasy and Horror are twin cities, divided by a river of black water. . . . H.P. Lovecraft is the kind of long street that runs from the outskirts of the first city to the end of the other. It began as a minor thoroughfare, and is now a six-lane highway, built up on every side.”



It’s an excellent essay and worth reading.

I’ve been thinking a lot about genre lately, and how ineffective a tool it is.

Take, for instance, the Fantasy genre. As a label, Fantasy summons very distinct (and sometimes conflicting) interpretations.

Assam & Darjeeling: The RevengeIf you’re of a certain age,  it’s going to immediately evoke the full painted images from someone like Vallejo or Frazetta — Musclebound barbarian types rescuing scantily clad cheesecake damsels from sabertooth tigers. For others, invoking the Fantasy label immediately places a work on the shelf next to the works of J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, or Terry Brooks. Sometimes talking animals in waistcoats or chain mail are involved.

And then there’s the more common contemporary reaction: “You mean like Harry Potter?”

Put it another way, the genre is the cliche.

Whatever the label Fantasy evokes, it’s likely that most people you know — and, perhaps, even you — look on these authors and their works as quaint relics of adolescence, childish things to be put away when a reader’s literary palette has matured. At best, there’s a nostalgic fondness for them. At worst, they’re not fit to keep company with proper Literature.

You know this is true. Go into any bookstore. There’s Fiction over there, Non-Fiction over there . . . and then maybe a couple of shelves crammed with Horror, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Mystery, Romance, etc.

On the shelves here in my house, the books are organized in a fairly simple system. Prose, poetry, and theatre are arranged together, alphabetically by author. I also keep the literary biographies in that same group, next to whatever author they relate to. Which makes perfect sense to me. As a reader, I don’t necessarily limit myself to a specific section of the bookstore or library. And as a writer, I find genres to be a fairly worthless system for most of the parties involved.

During the past few years, I’ve been in a couple of stores that didn’t segregate fiction. And it was excellent to browse books without having to seek them out in their little retail neighborhood — although “ghettos” might be a more appropriate word in this instance.

Having spent most of my professional life in marketing and/or advertising, it’s difficult for me not to assume that the concept of genre originated in the boardroom rather than the mind of the author. It’s fairly obvious to me that genre is a business construct, not a creative one. I’m sure that assumption is inaccurate and perhaps even unfair. I know that the application of genre isn’t a corporate conspiracy and it likely represents a gentle evolution of how books have been marketed.

And really, it doesn’t matter who made the world, who built the cities. They’re there now and we get around them as best we can.

The problem is that the majority of authors don’t know when to stay in their proper place. And neither do their stories.

Take Lovecraft, for instance. Admittedly, much of his work can be classified as Horror . . . except for many of them which paddle through the shallower waters of Suspense, except for the numerous stories that also dip their oar in Science Fiction as well.

And then there’s Ray Bradbury. If Lovecraft is a slow boat ride through the darker backwaters of fiction, then Ray is driving a speedboat full bore across every stream and channel, blowing everyone’s hair back. He’s obviously a Science Fiction writer, of course . . . so long as you don’t count the majority of his writing, most of which is obviously not Science Fiction.

There are authors who are proud to be a _________ writer. But for each writer who wears their genre like a badge, there are plenty of others who seem ashamed for writing in whatever backwater to which they’ve been relegated.

I don’t have a beef with any of them, really. May their gods bless them.

I don’t pretend to speak for anyone else.

For my part, as a writer, I don’t think about genre. I don’t think about my own work in those terms.

Publishers and agents do, of course. It’s necessary, one of the underlying structures of that industry. Which means that retailers, for the most part, follow suit.

Which means that readers, for the most part, do the same. I’m sure that if a store the size of Barnes & Noble (for example) had one big section called Fiction, it would be nothing short of a nightmare for everyone working there. Imagine the countless questions from customers conditioned over decades to look for what they want according to genre.

Although it would be somewhat easier to stock the shelves.

For me, all of this whinging comes down to the incredible difficulty of fitting my own work into a genre. Whatever I choose, the danger of misinterpretation is high.

For example, “Assam & Darjeeling” is a Fantasy. Except for the parts which are Horror. Except for the parts which are Suspense. Except for the parts which are Fairy Tale.

Which is just too bad for me, with all my agent queries.

The latest genre I’ve heard in use is Speculative Fiction — a label that, to me, is astonishingly similar to the use of Graphic Novel in the comics world.  It is a term born of shame, a desperate attempt at self-legitimacy, a false passport in order to escape our second-class neighborhoods.

And, like anything else, it concedes the point it attempts to refute.

Weird TalesA few days ago was H.P. Lovecraft’s birthday. Reading Garrison Keillor’s The Writer’s Almanac for that day set of a chain reaction of sparks in my mind: “[Lovecraft] wrote science fiction, fantasy, and horror, a genre that during his life was called simply weird fiction.”

This same chain reaction led me to the dictionary and an astonishing definition of the term weird: “Suggesting something supernatural; uncanny. . . .  very strange; bizarre. . . . connected with fate.”

The root noun wyrd is from the Old English and it meant “a person’s destiny.”

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

Like most of what I write, “Assam & Darjeeling” is a Fantasy. Except for the parts which are Horror. Except for the parts which are Suspense. Except for the parts which are Fairy Tale.

In short, it is Weird.




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In Which I Report On Hugos, Inexplicable Beavers, and Other Zoological Conditions




Yesterday was my son’s fourteenth birthday.

Ephemeros…




In case you haven’t heard, the Hugo Awards were announced this past weekend. You can see the nominees and winners here. I have to say, while I haven’t read many of this year’s nominees, I think that the award for film should have gone to the first season of “Heroes” over the adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s “Stardust” (which was, I thought, a fairly weak script and mediocre adaptation). But that’s just me.

Wondering if they’ll ever do an award for Best Podcast by an Unpublished Author Now that Scott Sigler and Mur Lafferty have broken the ceiling, I feel like I might have a shot — a long shot, to be sure, but a shot nonetheless.

I received a fair number of responses from people last week regarding my post on the completion of the “Assam & Darjeeling” podcast. I have to admit, it was very fun to see the little spikes on Twitter as people finished listening to the last episode.

And the response was very gratifying. Lots of people liked it, lots of people let me know. They all made my week. There’s no prize, but Shelley probably wins for being the first one to finish — or at least, the first one who posted about it. She was kind enough to point out that, being in Australia, she had first crack at it. But still, she was first.

And no, no hate mail (thanks for asking). Although there were a few “I can’t believe you [REDACTED]!” comments and responses. The first time I’ve ever received six exclamation points on the end of a sentence.

Based on the numbers I have through Feedburner, it looks like the “Matters of Mortology” podcast/audiobook picked up a few subscribers as a result. This makes me happy, particularly since I finished the fourth and final installment of that podcast this weekend.

They’re both out there on iTunes ready for download. Just search for “T.M. Camp” and you’ll find ‘em.

If you prefer your podcasts al fresco, there are RSS links for “Matters of Mortology and “Assam & Darjeeling” as well.

And so now I’m podcast deprived. I can’t say I miss it, but I am looking forward to the new project.

Yes, I know I’ve been teasing it for a while now. I’m posting some info later tonight along with a few links for submissions. The first episode will go out sometime next weekend, I expect.

It would have gone out last weekend but I decided to spend it with my lovely wife instead. Sunday we were out out at the family compound on Aurohn Lake, swapping stories with the most excellent Kensinger Jones over lunch. If you ever have the chance to hang out with someone fifty years older than you, don’t hesitate to do so. It’s even better when they’re the guy who invented Tony the Tiger.

On a walk later in the afternoon, Keeley and I stopped to check the dam. Back in July, we’d cleared away the logs stacked over the spillway by a recent, inexplicable immigration of beavers. This weekend, we found that they’d given up on lugging flotsam all the way to the end of the lake, opting for merely packed the spillway grate with mud and duckweed.

The sudden appearance of a very large, very black snake hiding under the grate was instrumental in our decision to not clean the grate off. The beavers are going to be in for a big surprise when they come back to check on their work.

Unless, of course, the snake fills up on the scores of frogs we disturbed on the path around the lake. Every few steps set off a chain reaction of frenzied hops.

The milkweed pods are out but still too green to scatter, of course. I did, however, see my first monarch-butterfly-in-training. He was very patient while I got things set up to take his picture. Although, at one point his antennae waved in a manner that could only be interpreted as “Honestly. Don’t you have something better to do with your time?”

Walking on, I was very happy that the cooler weather kept down the horseflies. Fortunately, the dreaded brush wasps that swarmed us last time were nowhere to be seen.

Keeley admitted to making up the name “brush wasp” but I decided not to wade through the shoulder length meadow grass to “my” hill. The name might have been a fiction, but the actual swarms were not.

One day, I think, I’d like to have a little shack on top of that hill. With windows on every wall and just enough room for a card table and a chair and a wood-burning stove. And a can of bug spray.

Unlike last time, we didn’t see any deer. We did, however, see four or five illegal tree stands set up by proactive poachers getting ready for the season later. Bastards. A few of the trespassers were thoughtful enough to put their names and phone numbers on their stands — which I photographed for later reference — making it that much easier to correct their ignorance and/or presumption. If they’re still there next time I go out, the temptation of taking along a hacksaw will be difficult to resist.

A big tree was down in the meadow, two hundred feet of history cut down by last month’s storms, the two-story tall crown of leaves burnt brown and withering by the sun.

Coming back through the forest, we heard an old woman crying in the trees.

After a few long moments listening, it came again from high above us. The wind and the creaking of the branches over our heads.

Still, it was an old tree and might have been a woman once. Keeley stopped for a moment to talk with her.

The branches only grew from the east side of the trunk, as though reaching out towards the unseen lake beyond.





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Just About A Day

Back in September of last year, I started podcasting my novel “Assam & Darjeeling” on a chapter-by-chapter basis. Overall, I stuck fairly close to a weekly-ish schedule for new episodes, not realizing that it was going to be almost a year before I was finished with the project.

Almost a year.

The manuscript is 147,500 words long. That’s a big hunk of prose to sit down and read into a microphone. I finished recording the Epilogue last night. There’s 87 episodes out there on iTunes and that adds up to about a gigabyte of data. Overall, it’s over 23 hours of audio, which is just about a day.

It’s worth mentioning that every hour of finished audio typically takes twice as long to record, edit, process, and upload to the server — a feat so impressive that, as Ricky Jay would say, I am forced to point it out myself.

I have to admit, I learned a lot as I went along. I made mistakes, both in the technical execution and in my own performance as a reader. But reading things out loud is an excellent way to refine and polish a piece, no matter how long it is. I found things that needed fixing throughout the book, found things that could be better, and found points that needed clarification. I even changed a few plot points here and there, because they occurred to me during the recording process and I realized they were better than what I’d written.

I’m fairly certain that the quality of the recording got better as well, week to week. Those first episodes are a little rough, but I think it got smoother as I went along.

I don’t know how many characters there are, but I made a conscious effort to give each one their own voice, inflection, and accent. There were interesting little moments, especially near the end where I had to go back and check voices I’d used in some of the earliest episodes because I couldn’t remember, for instance, what Charlie or Seth sounded like.

And then there were the two episodes I had to record over again because I (fortunately) realized that once Jee’s [REDACTED] were [REDACTED], she’d speak with a lisp and I’d forgotten to give her one. So if you think she sounds like Cindy Brady — well, I’m sorry for it.

Also . . . there were points in the last few chapters where my emotions got the best of me. I went over lots of edits in those tracks, rerecording the parts where I started to cry. It’s hard to not feel self-indulgent, crying over your own work. But there it is.

I’d like to think I wasn’t the only one.

Because of my relative lack of experience, I didn’t have the presence of mind to install any kind of tracking on the podcast (and iTunes doesn’t provide any stats), so I have no idea how many people are subscribed to it or what they think of it. I assume if they’re listening, that means they like it.

But it’s just divination on my part, I’ve no real way of knowing how many are listening or what they think of it. I have little hints of it here and there, mainly through comments from listeners on a few of the social networks or in a smattering of e-mails that have come in.

(A commercial break: If you’re listening to it, I’d love to hear from you. And don’t be afraid to post a review/rating on iTunes.)

There was one common opinion from everyone who knows me personally and tried to listen to it: They just couldn’t take it, listening to my voice. They pretty much unanimously hated it.

Not the writing. My voice.

And here I was trying so hard.

It’s odd to be done and know that it’s still out there, that people are still listening to it and catching up with the story. I expect I’ll get new listeners as well as time goes on. I’m looking forward to that.

If you’ve been listening, if you’ve made it this far, thanks very much for hanging in there. If you want more, the good news is that there’s another one of my books available on iTunes. It’s called “Matters of Mortology” and you can find the links for downloading it here.

(Another commercial: If you’re reading this and aren’t listening to “Assam & Darjeeling” but would like to give it a try, there are links for downloading it here. Hope you like it.)

Overall, I enjoyed the experience and I’ve been gratified with the response. I won’t say I’ve caught the podcasting bug, but it’s given me some interesting ideas that I’m looking forward to trying out.

So . . . in about a week’s time, I’ll be starting a new podcast. This one isn’t centered on a specific work, fortunately. It’ll be more of an anthology with each episode structured around a theme — think “This American Life” combined with a writers’ workshop.

As such, it’ll be open to submissions from other writers. I’ll be posting more information about all of this in a day or two, along with some of the upcoming themes that I’m planning on covering. I’m looking forward to reading some of my shorter work as well as opening things up to other writers.

Watch this space.

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Having the Last Word(le)

Assam & Darjeeling

Created using Wordle and the full text of “Assam & Darjeeling” to commemorate the soon-to-be-concluded podcast.

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